Thursday, February 16, 2006
well well... got this from the newpaper.... so enjoy!! hahaShopping for a husbandA STORE where women can buy husbands has just opened. All the entrance are these instructions: "You may only visit once!" There are 6 floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shoppers ascends the flights.
"You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit!"
One woman goes to the first floor where the sign reads: "These men have jobs."
The second floor sign reads: "These men have jobs and love kids."
The third floor sign reads: "These men have jobs, love kids and are good-looking."
The fourth floor sign reads: "These men have jobs, love kids, are good-looking and help with the housework."
The fifth floor sign reads: "These men have jobs, love kids, are good-looking, help with the housework and are romantic."
She is tempted to stay but curiosity gets the better of her. So she goes to the sixth floor.
But the sign reads: "You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men here. This floor exists as a proof that women are impossible to please."
"Thank you for shopping. Goodbye!"
♥ the world will turn WILD.
3:44 PM
